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Phavorite Fotos
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Close-up
magic at hospitality
suites... a
sure crowd pleaser! |
On
the
Island Princess
with
actor Jonathan (Dr. Smith of Lost in Space) Harris |
Magic with a message
for church groups |
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Entertaining
a crowd in
Shanghai, China
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Doug
& Patti Beth on the Deck
of the Norwegian Sea
somewhere in the
Caribbean...
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Yes,
that's Doug hanging out with magicians Larry & Wendy Volz on the Grand
Princess
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Magic! It's not just for adults anymore! |
Amazing
Chris-Evert Lloyd at the Federation Cup Tennis Awards Banquet |
Getting
laughs from Troy Aikman and his lovely wife
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Involving
local police in a little good-natured fun while delivering a poignant
message on safety
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Corsicana
Texas daily newspaper article
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Scuba
diving on
Cozumel, Mexico
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Holy Humor
A
Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five &
six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy
mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and
sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not
kill.”
One
day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the
kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white
hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
“Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” she asks.
Her mother replies, “Well, every time you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl
thinks about this awhile, then asks, “So how come ALL of Grandma’s hairs are
white?”
Some
people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to get into their
pew.
[George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]
Do
you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are
hatched, matched and dispatched.
[Lowell B. Yoder, Holland,
Ohio]
Quit
griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn’t belong.
[Msgr.
Joseph P. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]
If
a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it
has.
[Rev. Robert E. Harris]
A
lot of church members who are singing “Standing On the Promises” are
just sitting on the premises.
[Sr. Monique Rysavy]
We
were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.
[Donna Maddux, Stillwater,
Oklahoma]
Every evening I turn my
troubles over to God - He’s going to be up all night anyway.
[Donald J. Morgan,
Columbus, Ohio]
I
don’t know why some people change churches - what difference does it make
which one you stay home from?
[Rev. Denny Brake]
If a Savior leaves you
as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you?
[Rev. Denny Brake]
Young
man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not
God.
[Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]
Most
of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to
church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
[Fred Allen]
To
err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human.
[John Nadeau,
Medford, Massachusetts]
Some
minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
[Rev.
Denny Brake]
Phavorite Linx
In
the Northeast Oklahoma area, check out the comedy antics of Willamae! Patti
Beth Anderson (Doug's wife!) has created several entertaining characters including Clovis,
Aunt Viola Pearl Sparks as well as the crowd favorite Willamae. Check out
her site at
www.willamae.com.
Doug and Patti Beth attend Cayuga
Splitlog Mission Church in Grove, OK.
If you are a Christian
magician, check out the Fellowship of Christian Magicians at
http://www.fcm.org/
Shop
Oklahoma First!
http://www.shopoklahoma.com/favorite.htm.
D/FW
Mall is a place to advertise entertainers in north Texas. Find them
here.
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